Bachelor #40 was a handsome Greek with dark curly hair and striking green eyes. Yes, I've already visited Greece on my One Woman Tour of the Men of the World, but that is no reason to discriminate.
In our email exchanges, he told me he hadn't been on a date in a while and was a little nervous. Well, lucky for Bachelor #40, he was in the hands of a seasoned professional. I could handle "a little nervous." Leave it to me.
We met at a nearby pub. His first words when we met: "I'm a little nervous." Yeah, I got that.
Actually, "a little nervous" did not quite cover it. I tried to make the usual first date small talk, while he looked down into his lap, where his hands were frantically swirling and twirling like a guilty four-year-old's. Every once in a while, he'd force himself to look up at me and say, before quickly averting his gaze again "I'm sorry. You're very pretty. I'm just a little nervous."
No, sweetheart, you are A LOT nervous. You are a whole crazy mammoth bunch of nervous. You are nervous on steroids. You need to go home and hide under the covers for a few more years before you're ready to come out and walk amongst the humans.
Next.
In our email exchanges, he told me he hadn't been on a date in a while and was a little nervous. Well, lucky for Bachelor #40, he was in the hands of a seasoned professional. I could handle "a little nervous." Leave it to me.
We met at a nearby pub. His first words when we met: "I'm a little nervous." Yeah, I got that.
Actually, "a little nervous" did not quite cover it. I tried to make the usual first date small talk, while he looked down into his lap, where his hands were frantically swirling and twirling like a guilty four-year-old's. Every once in a while, he'd force himself to look up at me and say, before quickly averting his gaze again "I'm sorry. You're very pretty. I'm just a little nervous."
No, sweetheart, you are A LOT nervous. You are a whole crazy mammoth bunch of nervous. You are nervous on steroids. You need to go home and hide under the covers for a few more years before you're ready to come out and walk amongst the humans.
Next.
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3 comments:
GAH! Was he drinking or was he this freakishly nervous au matural?
I'm pretty sure he's just like that. Maybe a few drinks would have been helped, except I wasn't going to stick around to find out!
l love this one. Your blog is very entertaining. I'm sending it to a male friend who is single, in his 40's, in London and can't find the right woman. I can see he'd meet the dull factor issue with you and could learn a lot from your blog! Thank you for some hilarious reads.
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