Bachelor #51

I shouldn't even count this one, since we didn't make it as far as an actual date. Which, in hindsight, is a REALLY good thing.

Bachelor #51 is nice looking: clean cut, professional, reasonably attractive. His profile wasn't exactly oozing with personality, but he did say something about lacking patience for bad grammar, which always earns points with me.

So he gave me his phone number. And once again, I was reminded of precisely why I am so reluctant to do the phone call thing. Bachelor #51's idea of fun, flirty conversation topics likely to endear him to me enough to want to meet him include:

- Building a deck, including a detailed step-by-step overview
- His son's gastrointestinal problems
- His son's academic challenges, resulting directly from his gastrointestinal problems
- The weather
- His plans for the weekend, which include working on his deck, of course, and finishing his overdue taxes

I think I may have nodded off there for a few minutes. Gee, I hope I didn't miss anything interesting.

Next.