Still More Miscellaneous Online Bachelors

On the positive side, my new online dating site is once again filling my otherwise dismal social calendar with a bevy of SEEMINGLY successful, interesting men. I am happy to report that I have plenty of blog material -- I mean dates -- coming up. Of course, my expectations are suitably minimal, but at least I'm lining up some dates.

But as I weed through the dregs of singlehood in search of the ever-elusive successful, attractive, intelligent divorced dads, I am once again positively dumbfounded by some of the hopefuls.

Among them:

• A shirtless 25 year old gym rat who challenges all the "womyn" out there to see if we can keep up with him. Much as I ordinarily love a challenge, I think I'll pass.
• A 63-year-old who describes his body type as "a few extra pounds" and his occupation as "haven't decided yet." Another serious temptation.
• One who said "I'm everything your looking for." Must have missed the part where I said grammar counts. And also the part where I said no blatant toupees. Or maybe that was implied.
• A guy who looks and sounds absolutely perfect except he lives in Australia. I try to be geographically flexible but continent is kind of important to me. I'm funny that way.
• A real charmer who told me he has a girlfriend but he doesn't mind if I don't. And besides I'm much prettier than she is. Flattery will get you DELETED.
• A semi-literate and spectacularly tattooed member of the armed forces posing in his photos holding large weapons and looking for "casual". Also awfully hard to resist.

Of course, they're making the screening process very, very easy. Bring on the handsome executives who can spell "you're."

Stay tuned.