Bachelor #3

Bachelor #3 shouldn't even count as a date. Because Bachelor #3 "doesn't date". In fact, he dates all the time, but he only dates women he can't possibly have a future with. Like 26 year olds who live with their mothers. He's 49. When he meets a perfectly datable woman who is closer to -- though not nearly! -- his own age, Bachelor #3 declares that he does not date.

Of course, I found Bachelor #3 to be charming. In an outrageously immature, what my therapist would call "refusing" kind of way. Now that I think about it, he's right. He shouldn't date.

Next.